#5 – Discounting Dreary Dialog
#4 – Shrew Shocking Struggles
#3 – Brief Battle is Best Battle
#2 – Weak Watcher Withdrawal
#1 – Presupposing Pointless Plot
#5 – Discounting Dreary Dialog
#4 – Shrew Shocking Struggles
#3 – Brief Battle is Best Battle
#2 – Weak Watcher Withdrawal
#1 – Presupposing Pointless Plot
#5 – The most convenient location names
#4 – Having the stones for sexism
#3 – Friends forever and ever
#2 – Kids named while on drugs
#1 – Just take the Eevee, dammit!