Episode 125 of Show Me Your News…how did we top last year’s award show? While this isn’t a live episode, it is something Youko has been working on for about three weeks now. Basically, take the Spike VGAs. Then throw it out, because that is getting old and rotten. And then go buy some SMYN Game of the Year Awards. Except you aren’t buying it because it’s free.
BIGGER. BETTER. MORE BADASSADRY.
Youko was trying for fangasm here. FOR A THIRD TIME. We think it beats last year’s show!
Download the musical numbers here:
So Many Games
It’s the Podcast Network
Professor Layton
Greenlight
Twenty-Thirteen
SHOW OUTLINE
COLD OPEN
OPENING NUMBER: So Many Games (Two Perfect Girls)
INTRO/MONOLOGUE
BEST PC GAME
BEST MULTIPLAYER
BIT – Real Men of Gaming
ANTAGONIST OF THE YEAR
BEST RPG
BIT – MUSICAL NUMBER: It’s the Podcast Network (I’m the Music Meister)
GAME OF THE YEAR #1 – BORDERLANDS 2
BEST FPS
BEST 3DS/DS GAME
BEST SOUNDTRACK
BIT – WTFP
BIGGEST INDUSTRY NEWS STORY
BEST GAME FROM AN INDEPENDENT DEVELOPER
BEST DLC
BIT – SMYN Legacy Awards
GAME OF THE YEAR #2 – DISHONORED
BEST VITA GAME
BEST SPORTS GAME
BEST RE-RELEASE
BIT – Down the Sidelines
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT
BEST GRAPHICS
BEST PS3 GAME
BIT – MUSICAL NUMBER: Professor Layton (Jack Sparrow)
GAME OF THE YEAR #3 – JOURNEY
MOST UNREALISTIC GAME
BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME
BEST VOICE ACTING PERFORMANCE
BIT – N64Ever
BEST XBOX 360 GAME
MOST UNDERRATED GAME
MOST PLEASANT SURPRISE
BIT – Read the Manual
GAME OF THE YEAR #4 – THE WALKING DEAD
MOST OVERRATED GAME
BEST WII/WII U GAME
BIT – MUSICAL NUMBER: Greenlight (My Eyes)
BEST STORY
BEST NEW IP
BIT – WRUP
BEST GAME TRAILER
MOST ANTICIPATED GAME
BIT – SMYN Top Ten
GAME OF THE YEAR #5 – XENOBLADE CHRONICLES
PROTAGONIST OF THE YEAR
BIT – SMYN MOMENTS OF 2012
GAME OF THE YEAR
OUTRO
CLOSING NUMBER: Twenty-Thirteen (Paper Moon)